E: Should I look up puppies on the internet?
P: Are you bored?
E: No. But if I had a puppy I would be less bored.
Silence.
E: I am glad I took "Don’t get a pet" off my list.
P: YOU TOOK THAT OFF YOUR LIST?!?
E: Yes.
P: Well it is going on my list.
E: You said you didn’t want a list.
P: Oooh, I am making a list. And it is going right on top. Numero Uno. The only thing I have do before I turn 26, "Keep Elise from getting a pet."
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