enJOY it

We seriously did put alcohol in Listerine bottles.  And we seriously had no problems.  And it tasted like the good stuff – booze, not Listerine.

Some other seriously cool facts about me:

• I sometimes, seriously, want to make out with good design.
• I seriously think Veronica Lazalde has the greatest style on the face of the Earth.
• I seriously believe in the Chi hair straightner.  I believe in it so much that if I could go back in time and look at my Junior-High-Self I would say: "Elise, this straightener will not keep you from getting threatening phone calls, but it will keep the girls from calling you ‘poodle-head’."
• I seriously pick up any change on the ground.  No matter what.  The only time that I would not is if I was in a very important interview with the next president of the United States.  I would think he/she would not want me to pick up a penny.  But later, after the secret service cleared out, I would probably go back and look for it.  Because seriously.  Every penny counts.
• I am seriously going to move across the country to live with Paul.  Junior-High-Self would probably think I am crazy.  But once I sat down and talked to Junior-High-Self and she saw how I have never been more happier in my entire life she would say, "Elise, I am so glad you bought that Chi."
• I seriously do talk to myself in real life.  But most often it is to say things like, "Okay, Elise, think.  Where did you last see the scissors?"
• Most often, when I am looking for the scissors, my first two fingers on my right hand move like they are scissors.  Seriously.  It is the weirdest thing.
• I seriously lose all volume control after I consume alcohol.  Which, all things considered, is not the worst thing to lose.
• I seriously used to think that the worst thing to lose would be my teeth.  But then I lost two of them.  And it has sucked, of course, but I have thrown myself into my hobbies.  Like this blog.  This blog is what is keeping me from going under.  (I am seriously just kidding.)
• Although, Blogland, I am seriously in love with you.

Thanks Nicole, for your comment.  I am glad you liked the Listerine plan.  I am a big supporter, myself.