enJOY it

an archived personal and craft blog from Elise Blaha Cripe.

We seriously did put alcohol in Listerine bottles.  And we seriously had no problems.  And it tasted like the good stuff – booze, not Listerine.

Some other seriously cool facts about me:

  • I sometimes, seriously, want to make out with good design.
  • I seriously think Veronica Lazalde has the greatest style on the face of the Earth.
  • I seriously believe in the Chi hair straightner.  I believe in it so much that if I could go back in time and look at my Junior-High-Self I would say: "Elise, this straightener will not keep you from getting threatening phone calls, but it will keep the girls from calling you ‘poodle-head’."
  • I seriously pick up any change on the ground.  No matter what.  The only time that I would not is if I was in a very important interview with the next president of the United States.  I would think he/she would not want me to pick up a penny.  But later, after the secret service cleared out, I would probably go back and look for it.  Because seriously.  Every penny counts.
  • I am seriously going to move across the country to live with Paul.  Junior-High-Self would probably think I am crazy.  But once I sat down and talked to Junior-High-Self and she saw how I have never been more happier in my entire life she would say, "Elise, I am so glad you bought that Chi."
  • I seriously do talk to myself in real life.  But most often it is to say things like, "Okay, Elise, think.  Where did you last see the scissors?"
  • Most often, when I am looking for the scissors, my first two fingers on my right hand move like they are scissors.  Seriously.  It is the weirdest thing.
  • I seriously lose all volume control after I consume alcohol.  Which, all things considered, is not the worst thing to lose.
  • I seriously used to think that the worst thing to lose would be my teeth.  But then I lost two of them.  And it has sucked, of course, but I have thrown myself into my hobbies.  Like this blog.  This blog is what is keeping me from going under.  (I am seriously just kidding.)
  • Although, Blogland, I am seriously in love with you.

Thanks Nicole, for your comment.  I am glad you liked the Listerine plan.  I am a big supporter, myself.

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2 responses to “yes, seriously.”

  1. josie Avatar

    all I have to say is god bless the chi flat iron…it has saved many women across the globe – myself included.

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  2. amy lapi Avatar

    you are seriously the funniest person in blogland.
    seriously.

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