enJOY it

I wanted to report the boat that has been following me. 

It is a huge boat.  At least nine decks.

But then I realized that calling the FBI was probably not a good idea.  I think they are actually looking for me on the charge of blog stalking.  And also probably for consuming too much of the nation’s Splenda resources.

So I decided to handle the boat by myself.  And it turns out that it is actually not very menacing.  It is not creepin’ from the shadows or anything.  Just harmlessly following me.

And every once in a while it shouts things like: "Pack your suitcase!"  "Clean your room!"  "Get tan!"  "Buy alcohol and figure out how to hide it!"  You know, typical boat stuff.

Obviously, the cruise is looming.  Obviously, I am getting way too excited.

And thank you, thank you for all the book ideas.  Blogland, I knew you were a bubbling brook of knowledge.  I plan on making a B&N run tomorrow.  The boat will probably join me.