enJOY it

P: Babe, do you know at what temperature water is the densest?
E: Yeah, when it is ice. So 32.
P: Does ice float?
E: Yes. So 33?
P: Closer.
E: 34?

Silence

E: 35?

Silence

E: Babe, give me more hints.
P: Well actually I don’t know. I haven’t figured it out.
E: WHAT?
P: Well I know it in Celsius, but I haven’t converted it to Fahrenheit.
E: Oh, well then you just add 32.
P: No you don’t.
E: Yes you do.
P: No.
E: Okay.

Silence

E: Do you want to break up with me now?

Photo from Saturday 10/13.